{"id":92,"date":"2010-11-10T05:51:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-10T05:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oxymoronica.net\/?p=92"},"modified":"2010-11-10T05:51:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-10T05:51:00","slug":"ninjabread-men-cookie-cutters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/2010\/11\/10\/ninjabread-men-cookie-cutters\/","title":{"rendered":"Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>Increase your changes of catching a Ninja, bake up some\u00a0delicious\u00a0ninja treats!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right last year you had half eaten gingerbread men.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/a89ZJh\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-94 alignnone\" title=\"Bitten Gingerbread Men\" src=\"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/51aFy-GYi3L._SS400_1-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Bitten Gingerbread Men\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/51aFy-GYi3L._SS400_1-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/51aFy-GYi3L._SS400_1-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/51aFy-GYi3L._SS400_1.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This year is even better with Ninjas!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/aeLYIA\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-98 alignnone\" title=\"Ninjabread Men!\" src=\"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/nbm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"278\" height=\"145\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait until they are back in stock on <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/aeLYIA\">Amazon <\/a>so I can order myself some Ninjas!<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/oxymoronica.net\/disclaimers\/\">Disclaimers<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Increase your changes of catching a Ninja, bake up some\u00a0delicious\u00a0ninja treats! That&#8217;s right last year you had half eaten gingerbread men. This year is even better with Ninjas! I can&#8217;t wait until they are back in stock on Amazon so I can order myself some Ninjas! Disclaimers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}