{"id":120,"date":"2011-01-19T12:30:34","date_gmt":"2011-01-19T20:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oxymoronica.net\/?p=120"},"modified":"2011-01-19T12:30:34","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T20:30:34","slug":"pale-kid-raps-fast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/2011\/01\/19\/pale-kid-raps-fast\/","title":{"rendered":"Pale kid raps fast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Catchy!<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"517\" height=\"316\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/I6XLswqiX0s?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;hd=1&amp;color1=0x234900&amp;color2=0x4e9e00\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lyrics:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>O hai<br \/>\ni&#8217;m that guy<br \/>\nbuilt so fly in a silk bow tie<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t know why i&#8217;m built so fly<br \/>\nbut i am, no lie<br \/>\noh my<br \/>\nrolled by on a low ride Huffy<br \/>\nsitting on the pegs, shelltoes puffy<br \/>\ncuff rolled up to my calf<br \/>\nclass out the ass<br \/>\nbad with the swag like buffy<br \/>\nGotta be the one to bite the bullet i&#8217;m sinner but i bet I coulda been a better man<br \/>\nI wanna be zen. but I go sipping on some medicine instead of meditating but I get when i can<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t wanna wind up in the gutter with a bottle of malt-<br \/>\nliquor, bitter cause i never got a call<br \/>\ntelling me<br \/>\nthat it&#8217;s all<br \/>\nfigured out<br \/>\ni&#8217;m sick of doubt<br \/>\nbut i&#8217;m looking at the wall<br \/>\npart of me was hoping to be caught up in the moment and to be open to the good and the God in me<br \/>\nbut i got a labotomy and i get that I oughtta become a bit of an oddity when somebody gets offended by the thought of me<br \/>\nwho&#8217;s he? you gotta be kidding me<br \/>\ndo me like Gabourey Sidibe<br \/>\nif you see me with a chickadee<br \/>\nno diggity it&#8217;ll be giggity giggity giggity<br \/>\ngonna send it like a letter from above<br \/>\nwith a woman that I love<br \/>\ncause I get it like i live<br \/>\nbut if my baby&#8217;s gay I&#8217;ll say you go gay baby, work that crib!<br \/>\nwork that bib<br \/>\nburp that kid<br \/>\nscrew po-lice<br \/>\nflip that car<br \/>\ni don&#8217;t want a Jesus piece<br \/>\nbut i want a Reece&#8217;s Piece and a Kit Kat Bar<br \/>\nI want everybody focusing on getting me to Letterman to kick it for the betterment of innocent Americans who never want to settle for their pop<br \/>\nOr not&#8211;<br \/>\nmy bedroom rocks<br \/>\nand the beat still knocks<br \/>\nwhen I sort my socks<br \/>\ni&#8217;m five foot eleven of sex from the tip of my head to my gorgeous knees<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Catchy! Lyrics: O hai i&#8217;m that guy built so fly in a silk bow tie don&#8217;t know why i&#8217;m built so fly but i am, no lie oh my rolled by on a low ride Huffy sitting on the pegs, shelltoes puffy cuff rolled up to my calf class out the ass bad with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tyler.in\/reallife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}